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07-10-2006, 04:06 PM
How men change after marriage??????????????
The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
After 6 months: Of course I love U
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home
After 6 months: BACK!!
After 6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??
Gifts:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
After 6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living Room
After 6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something
Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
After 6 months: Here, for you
After 6 years: PHONE RINGING
Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: AGAIN!!!!
Apology:
After 6 weeks: Honey, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you
After 6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again
After 6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said??
New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again???
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?
Planning for Vacations:
After 6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or
anywhere you please sound??
After 6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
After 6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie
After 6 years: I'm going to watch fOOTBALL MATCH, if you're not in the mood, go to
The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
After 6 months: Of course I love U
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home
After 6 months: BACK!!
After 6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??
Gifts:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
After 6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living Room
After 6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something
Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
After 6 months: Here, for you
After 6 years: PHONE RINGING
Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: AGAIN!!!!
Apology:
After 6 weeks: Honey, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you
After 6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again
After 6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said??
New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again???
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?
Planning for Vacations:
After 6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or
anywhere you please sound??
After 6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
After 6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie
After 6 years: I'm going to watch fOOTBALL MATCH, if you're not in the mood, go to